Funny Quotes


I am collecting all kinds of funny quotes of what nurses are saying and doing.


You may occasionally see us laughing, or even take note of some jest.
Know that we are giving your loved one our care at its very best.
There are times when the tension is highest.
There are times when our systems are stressed.
We’ve discovered humor as a factor in keeping our sanity blessed.
So, if you’re a patient in waiting, or a relative, or a friend of one seeing,
Don’t hold our smiling against us; it’s the way we keep from screaming.


How do you know someone is a G.O.M.E.R.? (Get Out of My Emergency Room)
1. Old charts weigh more than 5 pound.
2. Ties foley catheter into pyjama strings.
3. Has seizure and never drops his cigarette.
4. Asks for a cigarette during pulmonary function test.
5. BUN is higher than I.Q.
6. PO2 is less than respiratory rate.


The Gynecologist is the only man who can’t live without women.


In the centre of a very busy city a man asks a nurse: “Can you tell me the fastest way to the hospital?” “Yes”, says the nurse, “close your eyes and cross this street….”


A new nurse listened while the doctor was yelling, “Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!”
The new nurse asked another nurse, “Why is he doing that?”
The other nurse replied, “Oh, he just likes to call the shots around here.”


Know you know how Hurricane Irma was made


If you have any more funny quotes, please humour me by leaving a comment !!

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